If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I want to come back as Bill Walton in my next life. Bill Walton without the back problems. And the foot problems. Or the numerous acid trips….eh, maybe I just want to come back as Wilt Chamberlain after all. (w.w.)Bill Walton won’t admit being featured on the Huff Post is responsible for all the traffic on his mildly successful humor blog.
While the party was great and all, Dirk really wanted to curl up at home with some chamomile tea and the newly streaming Bon Iver album. I mean, he relates - Bon Iver left Emma in the dust just like Dirk left 2006.
Look at this fucking NBA Champion
(Source: deadgrotty)
“No,” Pau was indignant, “I’m wearing this Hollister t-shirt for this anti-conforming conforming party at my friends’ group house.”
“Yeah,” Chris hisses, “Reptilia is my favorite Strokes album. You know I was a raptor, right?”
Everyone in the room chuckles.
“But seriously, unironically, Reptile was my favorite Mortal Kombat character.”
“Pitchfork?” Shawn wrinkled his nose, “No, no I read Gorilla v. Bear.”
