Ballers, shot callers, epic beards and bow ties. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-23625685-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Hipster NBATumblr (3.0; @hipsternba)http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/nbaoffseason: hipsterorathlete: Bill Walton won’t admit being...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnm82dx14a1qhjskpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nbaoffseason.com/post/7158823216" target="_blank">nbaoffseason</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hipsterorathlete.tumblr.com/post/7088169653" target="_blank">hipsterorathlete</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Bill Walton won’t admit being featured on the Huff Post is responsible for all the traffic on his mildly successful humor blog.</p> </blockquote> <strong>If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I want to come back as Bill Walton in my next life. Bill Walton without the back problems. And the foot problems. Or the numerous acid trips….eh, maybe I just want to come back as Wilt Chamberlain after all.</strong> (<em><a href="http://winstonwolfe.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">w.w.</a></em>)</blockquote>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/7498989198http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/7498989198Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:55:00 -0400Bill WaltonPortland Trail BlazersLos Angeles ClippersBoston CelticsWhile the party was great and all, Dirk really wanted to curl up...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmqjkezsEr1qa4vlqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>While the party was great and all, Dirk really wanted to curl up at home with some chamomile tea and the newly streaming Bon Iver album. I mean, he relates - Bon Iver left Emma in the dust just like Dirk left 2006.</p> <p><a href="http://nbaoffseason.com/post/6490961341" target="_blank">nbaoffseason</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Look at this fucking NBA Champion</p> </blockquote>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6560475956http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6560475956Wed, 15 Jun 2011 14:46:00 -0400nbaplayoffs,Dallas MavericksDirk Nowitzkibon iverhipsterBrian Cardinalwhereamazinghappens-: Rondo really turns on the Hipster when...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmn6dvdahJ1qje31qo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://whereamazinghappens-.tumblr.com/post/6428221499" target="_blank">whereamazinghappens-</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Rondo really turns on the Hipster when the seasons over</em></p> </blockquote>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6560356798http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6560356798Wed, 15 Jun 2011 14:42:00 -0400hipster,boston celtics,cardigansnbaRajon Rondo“No,” Pau was indignant, “I’m wearing...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcvnlOFUW1qkyaveo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“No,” Pau was indignant, “I’m wearing this Hollister t-shirt for this anti-conforming conforming party at my friends’ group house.”</p>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6343309592http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6343309592Thu, 09 Jun 2011 00:02:42 -0400Pau GasolLos Angeles LakersReflections on former NBA player Scot Pollard. <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcvuaadPP1qkyaveo1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcvuaadPP1qkyaveo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcvuaadPP1qkyaveo3_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcvuaadPP1qkyaveo7_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcvuaadPP1qkyaveo8_r1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Reflections on former NBA player Scot Pollard. </p>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6272467709http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6272467709Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:51:00 -0400Scot PollardPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmcuo4LMOh1qkyaveo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6241961432http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6241961432Mon, 06 Jun 2011 02:14:00 -0400Dwyane WadeMiami Heat“Yeah,” Chris hisses, “Reptilia is my favorite...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm77tkAcqr1qkyaveo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Yeah,” Chris hisses, “Reptilia is my favorite Strokes album. You know I was a raptor, right?”</p> <p>Everyone in the room chuckles.</p> <p>“But seriously, unironically, Reptile was my favorite Mortal Kombat character.”</p>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6133707196http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6133707196Fri, 03 Jun 2011 01:12:00 -0400Chris BoshMiami Heat“Pitchfork?” Shawn wrinkled his nose, “No, no...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm76muESJt1qkyaveo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Pitchfork?” Shawn wrinkled his nose, “No, no I read Gorilla v. Bear.”</p>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6133139972http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6133139972Fri, 03 Jun 2011 00:47:00 -0400Shawn MarionDallas Mavericksnbaoffseason: Look at this Heat fan and his moon boots <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm70elViCN1qzb7vjo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nbaoffseason.com/post/6129343203" target="_blank">nbaoffseason</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Look at this Heat fan and his moon boots</p> </blockquote>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6133043405http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/6133043405Fri, 03 Jun 2011 00:43:00 -0400Miami HeatPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltja23Z4p1qkyaveo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5872910551http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5872910551Thu, 26 May 2011 15:54:00 -0400Michael JordanPhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lltj9gnKvu1qkyaveo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5872900753http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5872900753Thu, 26 May 2011 15:53:00 -0400Michael Jordan“At least I beat my Fruit Ninja high score,” laughed...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llsdbxJ5XU1qa8tuqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“At least I beat my Fruit Ninja high score,” laughed James between Passion Pit remixes.</p> <p><a href="http://nbaoffseason.com/post/5858382932" target="_blank">nbaoffseason</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Look at these coordinating teammates</p> </blockquote>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5871879916http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5871879916Thu, 26 May 2011 15:16:00 -0400James HardenEric MaynorOklahoma City Thunder“We went with the miniature ponies because we thought...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llri3n5H0c1qkyaveo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“We went with the miniature ponies because we thought puppies would be too obvious of a ‘Diamond Dogs’ reference,” Kris chuckled.</p>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5837016155http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5837016155Wed, 25 May 2011 13:33:00 -0400Kris HumphriesKim Kardashian“Do you remember 3J?” He spots up and quickly...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llq51f3Rtc1qkyaveo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Do you remember 3J?”</p> <p>He spots up and quickly releases from downtown. Swish.</p> <p>“Did I do that?”</p>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5815509738http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5815509738Tue, 24 May 2011 19:54:00 -0400James Harden“Castaways and Cutouts is for sure the best...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llptbohNFg1qkyaveo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“<em>Castaways and Cutouts</em> is for sure the best Decemberist’s album —</p> <p>but I don’t know if it’s canon since it was recorded prior to the Kill Rock Stars era.”</p> <p>James sighs.</p> <p>“But I’m definitely a fan of the aesthetic.”</p>http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5807236725http://hipsternba.tumblr.com/post/5807236725Tue, 24 May 2011 15:40:00 -0400James Harden